I once had this weird lesbian dream about my flatmate Lissy.ġ3. When my colleague Artemis really annoys me, I feed her plant orange juice. Sammy the goldfish at home isn't the same goldfish that Mum and Dad gave me to look after when they went to Egypt.ġ0. I've already drunk the wine that Dad told me to lay down for twenty years.ĩ. I lost my virginity in the spare bedroom with Danny Nussbaum, while Mum and Dad were downstairs watching Ben Hur. Sometimes, when we're right in the middle of passionate sex, I suddenly want to laugh.ħ. I've always thought Connor looks a bit like Ken. And to be fair, it is only one number different.)ĥ. (Although in my defence, I was planning to go on a diet when I told him that. Not 8 stone 3, like my boyfriend Connor thinks. I love sweet sherry, the least cool drink in the universe.ģ.
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